Along our 7 hr round trip, we come across a key that is supposedly is the natural habitat of an endangered deer species. I have sooooooo many questions:
1) How did deer make their natural habitat on an island?
2) If the hippies created a sanctuary, then why did they pick a place that has a highway going right down the middle?
3) These are 'key' deer...what makes them so critical and what role do they play?
3a) Are they celebrities?
3b)Do they put on shows or have their own blog?
3c) What paperwork do I need to fill out to get classified as a key giraffe?
3d) Is that a state or federal issue or do I need to bump it all the way up to the UN?
4) Who in their right mind is giving speed to the all-important and special deer?
4a) Why doesn't it kill the lame-o deer
4b) Is there some kind of well-known hierarchy to drug dealers, yet unknown to the scientific world, where only those deer who 'make it' are sold speed?4c) Is the reason for the fence to protect the public from whacked-out, psychopathic deer with a superiority complex?
Dad insisted he already wasted $6 bucks and 3 weeks of his life on Mr. Hemingway, there's no way Ernie is going to get another dime...so we moved on.
Ahhh...nothing like a little bit of sun to bring out my beautiful brown spots.
Ahhhh.....would that we could ride a 777 everywhere we went. We had our own little TV and could watch any number of movies. Feeling bad for the insults he spat at me in a moment of desperation (guess he really had to use the bathroom), he let me watch Despicable Me. I know from the several giggles coming behind me he was enjoying it, too.
Just go in the ocean?
What am I, some kind of animal?
Hurtful...
When he came back, he discovered me in this masterpiece. He seemed genuinely impressed that a stuffed little giraffe could construct such a wonder. Then I told him I just moved in after some boys built it and then scampered off. Then he said I ain't nothin' more than a squatter.
Hurtful...
Where's our next adventure??
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